But in honor of Evans's new book (which LifeWay declined to carry online or in its stores because
To enter, all you have to do is submit a limerick. Ostensibly, it should be about Evans's book, but I came up with something slightly different. Here's my entry:
She went off to a Baptist college
To gain complimentarian knowledge
She was called to be a pastor
And went to seminary faster
Than those fundies would like to acknowledge.
Then I thought maybe some of you in the Save OBU universe might have a clever limerick you'd like to submit in the comments below. Think of the changes at OBU over the past few years and see if you can come up with a limerick! I'll publish some of the best ones later in the week.
Here's one I made up just to jump start your creativity:
OBU once taught students to think
If you're gay you must go to a shrink
Now the fundies' safe "knowledge"
Harms our rep as a college
Forbes warns we're beginning to stink.
Or how about this?
OBU is a place that endears
Filling lives with laughter and tears
God's sustained Bison Hill
And I pray that he will
For another six thousand years.
You get the idea...